Everything a junior employee will need to get up to speed on their new job as an explosives demolition expert, minus the life insurance.
THE BOMBULATOR
THIS IS THE COMPANY’S PREFERRED METHOD OF GRENADE DELIVERY AND HAS TWO MAIN FUNCTIONS:
1. DISPENSE GRENADES
2. SAVE THE COMPANY MONEY
- THE GRENADE DISPENSER IS LOCATED IN FRONT OF YOU AND MAY ALREADY HAVE A GRENADE SITTING IN FRONT OF IT.
- THE DISPENSER CONTROLS ARE LOCATED TO YOUR RIGHT.
- PRESSING ANY ROUND BUTTON WILL DISPENSE A FRESH GRENADE – IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH BUDGET TO PURCHASE IT.
- PRESSING THE SQUARE BUTTON ALLOWS YOU TO PAUSE, SKIP OR RELOAD LEVELS – EVEN RESET THE GAME DATA!
ORDNANCE DISPOSAL PROCESS
- GRAB A GRENADE WITH EITHER OF YOUR HANDS TO PICK IT UP.
- THROW A GRENADE BY TOSSING IT TOWARDS ANY PIECE OF ORDNANCE IN FRONT OF YOU.
- EACH GRENADE WILL DETONATE TWO SECONDS AFTER MAKING CONTACT WITH THE FLOOR.
- YOU CAN TRY HITTING A BOMB DIRECTLY OR YOU CAN TIME THE DETONATION TO SET OFF ANY BOMBS CLOSE TO THE GRENADE.
IF A BOMB SETS OFF ANOTHER BOMB THIS WILL TRIGGER A CHAINING BONUS!
GRENADE TYPES
THE PINK GRENADE ORBY IS OUR FAVORITE LITTLE GRENADE.
IT IS THE EASIEST TO AIM AND THE CHEAPEST TO MANUFACTURE.
ORBY COSTS $100.
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THE YELLOW GRENADE BETTY IS OUR BOUNCIEST GRENADE.
SHE HAS A MEDIUM EXPLOSIVE CHARGE AT A MEDIUM COST.
BETTY COSTS $500.
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CHUCK IS OUR BIGGEST GRENADE.
CHUCK HAS A BIG BLAST RADIUS AND BIGGER PRICE.
CHUCK COSTS $1000.
WE’D LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT THE COMPANY LOVES ALL THREE GRENADES EQUALLY AND DOES NOT CHOOSE FAVORITES. THAT BEING SAID WE DO ENCOURAGE THE USE OF ORBY. THIS IS SIMPLY BECAUSE OF IT’S ‘RELIABLE ADEQUATICITY’ AND REALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT BEING SO VERY, VERY SUPER CHEAP TO MAKE.
BUDGET
THIS IS PREDETERMINED BY THE BOMBULATOR IN ORDER TO MAXIMIZE COMPANY PROFITS.
- THE ONLY WAY TO INCREASE YOUR BUDGET WOULD BE TO PULL OF A PERFECTLY LOBBED LONG-SHOT.
- THIS AMAZING SHOT WOULD GET YOU $1000 A POP, ENOUGH TO BUY OUR MOST EXPENSIVE AND DETONATIVE GRENADE.
- LOOK FOR OPPORTUNITIES TO GET THAT PERFECT LOB AND INCREASE YOUR BUDGET AND CHANCES OF FINISHING A LEVEL WITHIN YOUR BUDGET.
GOT LEFTOVER BUDGET?
THAT MAKES THE COMPANY SO PROUD. WE LOVE CHEAP EMPLOYEES SO MUCH! SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY BUDGET REMAINING AFTER CLEARING THE LEVEL IT’LL GO STRAIGHT TOWARDS YOUR BONUS MULTIPLIER.
BONUS MULTIPLIERS
- TRIGGERING A SEQUENCE OF EXPLOSIVES WILL ALSO GENERATE A BONUS.
- THE HIGHER THE NUMBER OF CHAINED EXPLOSIONS THE HIGHER THE BONUS.
- YOUR HIGHEST CHAIN PER LEVEL COUNTS TOWARDS AN END LEVEL BONUS MULTIPLIER AS WELL.
STARS
YOU CAN ALSO EARN BONUS STARS IN EACH LEVEL.
- FINISHING A LEVEL UNLOCKS THE FIRST STAR.
- FINISHING WITH BUDGET REMAINING WILL UNLOCK THE SECOND STAR.
- COMPLETING EACH LEVEL’S BONUS TASK WILL UNLOCK THE THIRD AND HARDEST STAR.
RESTARTING A LEVEL
NEED TO RESTART A LEVEL? HIT THE MENU BUTTON ON THE BOMBULATOR TO FIND THE RESTART BUTTON.
THAT CONCLUDES OUR INTRODUCTION. GET BACK TO WORK!
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THE MENU BUTTON (settings, music, clear game data)
On the right hand side of The Bombulator you will find the square MENU button that gives you access to the following settings:
RESTART LEVEL:
Restarts a level from the beginning.
SKIP LEVEL:
Skips the current level and loads the next one.
ALL LEVELS:
Takes you to a screen that lists all the levels you have unlocked so far.
SETTINGS:
Settings > Music
Allows you to toggle music on or off.
Settings > Easy Mode
Makes your job easier by giving you double the budget.
CLEAR GAME DATA:
This button removes all stored game data and allows you to start again from fresh.